أسيرة زوجي
01-23-2014, 05:37 PM
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أولا أحب أشكر الأخت إحساس إنها حطت هذه المسابقة الرائعة،خلتنا نفتكر مواقف مضحكة و محرجة في حياتنا
أنا راح أحط بعض المواقف إلي صارت معي شخصيا،و أتمنى تنال إعجابكم:
الموقف الأول ( الحنه)
مرة في عرس أقارب إلنا رحنا نجلس كم يوم قبل العرس و نسهر و ندردش و نضحك، و متعودين نعمل الحنه في هيك مناسبات
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المهم مرة نمت بكيرنه كنت كثير تعبانة،و قبل الفجر قمت لقيت في إيدي حنه افتكرت إنهم عملوها بالليل و حطولي وحدة بايدي ،ضميت إيدي ضمة قوية و نمت
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مع طلوع الفجر قمت وجدتهم إلي تتوضى و إلي بتصلي و إلي لسه نايمة،وسألت مين إلي عملتلي الحنة وما ربطت إيدينالكل صار ينظر لبعض،وقالوا إحنا ما عملنا حنه
و صارت ماما و كل العجايز إلي في البيت يسموا بسم الله و يقرؤوا على إيدي،و ماما تفتح إيدي و تقول بسم الله
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القطة المغرورة عملتها في ايدي ههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههه
ههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههه
الموقف الثاني (أسيرة في كامل أناقتها)
مرة كنا رايحين لحفلة في قاعة من أحسن القاعات عندنا،و كانت راكبة معي أختي و كانت تتوحم في تلك الفترة
و أنا في آخر شياكة،لبس و مكياج و شعر و رائحة كثير حلوووة
و أنا أسوق و كلشي في بيلمع،
و بعدين أختي تقولي وقفي السيارة ،وقفي وقفي ،ما فهمت شيء ؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟
قلتلها إحنا على الطريق السريع ما أقدر أوقف ،لسه ما كملتش كلامي إلا و هي ؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟
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على بعد 1 متر لكن حممتني ،حسيت إني مش إنسانة بل:
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و المشكلة أنا مقهورة من إلي صار و هي بتقولي: الحمد لله الحين استريحت،ولا على بالها
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على العموم روحت على البيت و استحميت و ما رحت للحفلة
هههههههههههههههههههههههه
الموقف الثالث :( الاسبوع الأول من الزواج)
كنت نايمة و أنا بالعادة أحب أفيق لوحدي و إذا فيقني حدى بيشوف إلي ما شافه
إجا زوجي يدلعني ،و يلعب بوجهي بريشة( المسكين رومانسي)
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و يا ويلو المسكين
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و صرت أصرخ وهو خاف المسكين
و هرب ركض
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من يومها راحت منه الرومانسية و صار ما بيقرب مني لما أكون نايمة
هههههههههههههههههه
هذه بعض المواقف اتمنى تعجبكم
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أولا أحب أشكر الأخت إحساس إنها حطت هذه المسابقة الرائعة،خلتنا نفتكر مواقف مضحكة و محرجة في حياتنا
أنا راح أحط بعض المواقف إلي صارت معي شخصيا،و أتمنى تنال إعجابكم:
الموقف الأول ( الحنه)
مرة في عرس أقارب إلنا رحنا نجلس كم يوم قبل العرس و نسهر و ندردش و نضحك، و متعودين نعمل الحنه في هيك مناسبات
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المهم مرة نمت بكيرنه كنت كثير تعبانة،و قبل الفجر قمت لقيت في إيدي حنه افتكرت إنهم عملوها بالليل و حطولي وحدة بايدي ،ضميت إيدي ضمة قوية و نمت
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مع طلوع الفجر قمت وجدتهم إلي تتوضى و إلي بتصلي و إلي لسه نايمة،وسألت مين إلي عملتلي الحنة وما ربطت إيدينالكل صار ينظر لبعض،وقالوا إحنا ما عملنا حنه
و صارت ماما و كل العجايز إلي في البيت يسموا بسم الله و يقرؤوا على إيدي،و ماما تفتح إيدي و تقول بسم الله
و المفاجأة مين عملي حنه؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟
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القطة المغرورة عملتها في ايدي ههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههه
ههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههه
الموقف الثاني (أسيرة في كامل أناقتها)
مرة كنا رايحين لحفلة في قاعة من أحسن القاعات عندنا،و كانت راكبة معي أختي و كانت تتوحم في تلك الفترة
و أنا في آخر شياكة،لبس و مكياج و شعر و رائحة كثير حلوووة
و أنا أسوق و كلشي في بيلمع،
و بعدين أختي تقولي وقفي السيارة ،وقفي وقفي ،ما فهمت شيء ؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟
قلتلها إحنا على الطريق السريع ما أقدر أوقف ،لسه ما كملتش كلامي إلا و هي ؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟
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على بعد 1 متر لكن حممتني ،حسيت إني مش إنسانة بل:
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و المشكلة أنا مقهورة من إلي صار و هي بتقولي: الحمد لله الحين استريحت،ولا على بالها
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على العموم روحت على البيت و استحميت و ما رحت للحفلة
هههههههههههههههههههههههه
الموقف الثالث :( الاسبوع الأول من الزواج)
كنت نايمة و أنا بالعادة أحب أفيق لوحدي و إذا فيقني حدى بيشوف إلي ما شافه
إجا زوجي يدلعني ،و يلعب بوجهي بريشة( المسكين رومانسي)
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و يا ويلو المسكين
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و صرت أصرخ وهو خاف المسكين
و هرب ركض
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من يومها راحت منه الرومانسية و صار ما بيقرب مني لما أكون نايمة
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